What is a Bitcoin maxis?

A Bitcoin maxis is another way of saying Bitcoin Maximalist. This is a person that thinks Bitcoin alone is the future and everything else is stupid. Fiat – Stupid. Clamcoin, Dogecoin, Namecoin, Wownero – really stupid.

They think that you should hodl Bitcoin and not drink water basically and starve to death. You get the idea!

Bitcoin Maximalists usually live in their parent’s basement while refusing the cash out their Bitcoins. Why would they cash out their Bitcoin when A: Bitcoin is the future and B: Moms meatloaf & rent are free!

Occasionally, there are Bitcoin Maximist “never sellers” that are highly successful and are just a stone’s throw away from their parent’s multimillion-dollar basement. These people usually got rich off either missing social media opportunities or creating social media to use it to silence a president of the free world. Pro tip: Life jacket > Bitcoin and the penthouse is always next to the outhouse.

In all, I personally think Bitcoin Maximalists are generally retarded, but I would rather have coffee with 10 Bitcoin Maximalists than 10 Altcoin / Defi / NFT retards!!!! Anyone too far this way or too far that way is a tard in my book… it’s best to ride the fence! 😛


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